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Post by sotn on Apr 20, 2015 4:26:32 GMT -6
Long ago, in the magical land of GERMANY HELL Equestria, there were two royal sisters that- why am I spouting exposition that EVERYONE HERE KNOWS?! Anyways, a lot of major, magical things were going to rock this equine-inhabited country. Some things would make sense, while others would hardly make any sense at all.
(RULES:)
(1. Do you think that there are rules in a Sandbox, M8? Well, there are some minor ones, but they're obvious things such as don't be a dick.)
(2. HAVE FUN!)
Mountain Crusher sat along the mountainside, resting due to the massive amount of time that he had spent wandering these mountains. Ever since he had left the Rhino cities, life had become much harder than when he had been living in them. The huge rhinoceros took a deep breath as he gazed at the snow covered mountains all around him, feeling the minor weight of the bag on his back as he secured it once again. His gray, leathery skin protected him from the cold more than many would suspect; his species had adapted to the cold of the mountains without growing fur for some curious reason.
Then the huge, eight foot five rhinoceros heard it- an avalanche, a sound like an explosion and then a flashbang, followed by the sound of running hooves into what seemed to be a cave.
(Yeah, my guy is around during the end of season five episode two.)
(Also, let's leave the heavy, heavy stories for later.)
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Post by sotn on Apr 20, 2015 6:13:46 GMT -6
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Post by Paladin on Apr 20, 2015 16:33:28 GMT -6
Canterlot city was calm, quiet. Celestia sat in her room, nursing her newborn, a Unicorn filly she had named "Stella". Knocks came to her door, and she set Stella in her crib, the new born resting peacefully. "Who is there?" she asked, leaning into the door to hear through it.
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Post by xinrick on Apr 20, 2015 17:02:36 GMT -6
A pink pony was continuing to run away from her pursuers, who were all understandably angry with her for which she didn't know why. "I try to show them true friendship and happiness and I only get turned on. Ungrateful little bastards."
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Post by sotn on Apr 20, 2015 17:14:36 GMT -6
Crusher's right ear flicked as he heard the voice. It was clearly female, that much he could understand. The way the speaker said the other words, however confused him. He didn't understand the context that the speaker had used the words true friendship. "I wonder what that could be..." The huge rhinoceros asked as he slowly stood up, towering over most of his surroundings. "It is best that I find out." With that, the Rhinoceros checked his weaponry and jacket before slowly moving to the cave entrance in front of him, unaware of the fact that two worlds were about to collide. (How should I join in?)
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Post by xinrick on Apr 20, 2015 17:45:11 GMT -6
"I lost them..." The pony pant's a little bit. "Thank Celestia."
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Post by sotn on Apr 20, 2015 18:14:13 GMT -6
Crusher heard the equine's panting, his ears flicking as he slowly walked into the cavern. He was greeted by the sight of gray rock dripping with moisture and walls that were covered in moss and some gems. The walls with gems seemed to shine somewhat; a feature that Crusher found aesthetically pleasing. The ceiling was round in a way and the ground was moist dirt that would get stuck between your toes in a somewhat delightful manner, much like soft sand at the beach. "Hmm..." Crusher thought out loud as he walked in, his footsteps hardly, if at all, making any noise due to the dirt beneath his round, pillar-like feet. "I should see what's wrong..." The mighty mammal's voice- a sound similar to boulders crashing dully into a canyon floor- echoed throughout the cave.
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Post by xinrick on Apr 20, 2015 18:16:50 GMT -6
"When I get back all of them will understand the power of Equality that I have envisioned." She growls while heading deeper in the cave, grumbling and ranting about how they 'lost true friendship' 'lost the only way to live' and 'only way to find pure equality in everything'.
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Post by sotn on Apr 20, 2015 18:18:41 GMT -6
She's heading towards me... But what is she rambling about? Crusher thought as he simply decided to pick up the pace. It sounds like something horrible has happened.
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Post by Paladin on Apr 20, 2015 19:29:35 GMT -6
(Just sit and watch) "The... the Precursor king is requesting an audience?" Celestia asked her messenger. "Yes, ma'am. He's said he's going to come on the fifteenth of June." The messenger handed the letter stating everything, Celestia grabbing it. "Dear mother..." She said to herself. "If the Precursor King is to come here... I'm not sure how well that will bode with the other Princesses."
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Post by xinrick on Apr 21, 2015 4:32:23 GMT -6
She keeps rambling about stupid stuff that the being hearing this probably thought 'She's crazy, who would literally want to strip someone of their natural abilities and there talent's and force them to be the god damn same when they literally can't be the same.'
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Post by sotn on Apr 21, 2015 4:55:34 GMT -6
(Last time I checked, I controlled my character's thoughts and actions.) How odd. Crusher thought to himself. This will be an interesting encounter. The rhinoceros turned a corner and saw... A fucking pink unicorn with boobs. D cups, by his race's standards. Crusher was shocked, as shown by his eyes widening when they met Starlight Glimmer's. ... Another species?(d cup boobs for rhinos are basically either E or Double E cups for ponies. Larger babies require more milk, after all.)
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Post by xinrick on Apr 21, 2015 11:37:21 GMT -6
(Last time I checked I could say 'this is what said person was hearing' instead of just typing out stupid stuff but alright) "Wha-what the?" The pony stopped dead in her tracks and stopped from her ranting to see this...new being.
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Post by sotn on Apr 21, 2015 12:20:01 GMT -6
(Last time I checked I could say 'this is what said person was hearing' instead of just typing out stupid stuff but alright) "Wha-what the?" The pony stopped dead in her tracks and stopped from her ranting to see this...new being. Crusher tilted his head to the left, looking over the equine in front of him. She was pink and had a mane that was purple with dashes of aquamarine. Glimmer's eyes were blue as well. Crusher, meanwhile, was built like a walking tank. His front horn was utterly colossal, at least a foot long, and the one behind it was half a foot long as well. The rhino's gray skin was leathery and clearly extremely tough, capable of withstanding multiple blows. The muscle underneath the skin was shocking and so high in mass that an experienced farm pony looked like a malnourished foal in comparison. The rhino's eyes were a golden yellow, a rather odd color for such a creature. The two beings stared at each other, with Starlight's remark finally replied to when Crusher asked, "Who are you?"
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Post by xinrick on Apr 21, 2015 12:41:11 GMT -6
"The better question is what are you." Starlight takes a step away from the Rhino, not knowing what the hell the person is or who he is. (I see you got a Stampede Rhino pic from MTG there Shadow)
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Post by sotn on Apr 21, 2015 12:42:28 GMT -6
"The better question is what are you." Starlight takes a step away from the Rhino, not knowing what the hell the person is or who he is. (I see you got a Stampede Rhino pic from MTG there Shadow) (That's what it's from? I didn't know that.) Crusher spoke again by saying, "I am Mountain Crusher, a rhinoceros hailing from the mountains of the far north."
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Post by xinrick on Apr 21, 2015 12:44:43 GMT -6
(Yeah, here's the card to prove it(it's not a good card but still *shrugs*) ) "I have never heard of your kind...but I'm Starlight Glimmer, a unicorn from Equestria..." She says nervously.
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Post by sotn on Apr 21, 2015 12:48:03 GMT -6
(Yeah, here's the card to prove it(it's not a good card but still *shrugs*) ) "I have never heard of your kind...but I'm Starlight Glimmer, a unicorn from Equestria..." She says nervously. Crusher bowed before saying, "It is an honor to meet you, Starlight Glimmer." The rhinoceros stood up straight before saying, "I have a camp that is not too far from here in case you need food and water. Compared to my homeland, these mountains are a cakewalk."
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Post by xinrick on Apr 21, 2015 12:50:24 GMT -6
"Um...okay..." Glimmer nods a little bit. "Um...why haven't I heard of your people before?" (Also, should I question how in the nine hells a Rhino, that's mostly a Savanah type creature, is living in the mountains? And living a normal life even though a normal Sunday afternoon is a blizzard?)
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Post by sotn on Apr 21, 2015 12:58:15 GMT -6
"Um...okay..." Glimmer nods a little bit. "Um...why haven't I heard of your people before?" (Also, should I question how in the nine hells a Rhino, that's mostly a Savanah type creature, is living in the mountains? And living a normal life even though a normal Sunday afternoon is a blizzard?) (A long time ago, before Equestria even existed (hell, before PONIES existed,) a herd of Savannah type rhinos began to migrate toward mountains because there were less predators and more food. Said rhinos started to actually live there instead of going back to the Savanahs, slowly adapting to the colder temperatures. As years passed they started trying to climb the mountains, which they couldn't do. Many years later, they adapted further, going from quadrupeds to bipeds. In this new form they could scale mountains with greater skill and dexterity, while their previous evolutionary adjustments protected them from the cold. As time went on they began to grow smarter, faster and stronger in a style very similar to us humans, eventually reached the rugged, powerful form they now possess.) (Some rhinos actually did possess fur coats, but that number has gone down because of their now-advanced civilization. Before air condition and such they were always hairy behemoths.) "We are extremely isolationist and our homelands are brutal in terms of conditions." Crusher responded calmly.
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Post by xinrick on Apr 21, 2015 13:00:26 GMT -6
(So they adapted from protecting themselves from the hot ass Savannah to the mountains? Sounds legit I suppose *shrugs*) "Okay then..." Starlight says slowly. "But...haven't people heard of you before?"
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Post by sotn on Apr 21, 2015 13:02:53 GMT -6
(So they adapted from protecting themselves from the hot ass Savannah to the mountains? Sounds legit I suppose *shrugs*) "Okay then..." Starlight says slowly. "But...haven't people heard of you before?" (Yeah. It's similar to how we don't really have a lot of hair anymore; we have air conditioning and clothes to keep us warm.) "No. Anyone who's ever even attempted to reach our lands never knew of our existence; they probably just explored out of curiosity. None of them were ready for the brutality of our lands."
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Post by xinrick on Apr 21, 2015 13:04:54 GMT -6
"Um...alright then..." She nods a little. (Or maybe it happened before we figured out those two things?)
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Post by sotn on Apr 21, 2015 13:09:55 GMT -6
"Um...alright then..." She nods a little. (Or maybe it happened before we figured out those two things?) (For them it took longer because of how cold their environment is. Clothes helped them start shedding their fur, and later inventions that helped maintain temperature led them to their current, rarely very hairy state.) "What about you?" Crusher asked curiously. "What can you tell me about you?"
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Post by xinrick on Apr 21, 2015 13:12:42 GMT -6
(Okay then) "Well...I wanted to show ponies true friendship, by tearing away the special talent's and making them all equal." She states with pride, not knowing that was so horribly wrong it's not even funny.
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Post by sotn on Apr 21, 2015 13:20:09 GMT -6
(Okay then) "Well...I wanted to show ponies true friendship, by tearing away the special talent's and making them all equal." She states with pride, not knowing that was so horribly wrong it's not even funny. Crusher cocked one eyebrow, confused by this. Special talents? Tearing away? The rhino was trying to put the pieces together, unable to understand how such a thing was possible. (Rhinos don't have cutie marks.)
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Post by xinrick on Apr 21, 2015 13:23:49 GMT -6
(He can still know what 'Special Talent' means.) "Ponies have what's known as a 'Cutie Mark' which means that your very good at doing a specific thing, like building, snowboarding, all that stuff. What I wanted to do was make sure no one was special at anything and show them true friendship." She states. "Isn't that an amazing idea? Making sure everyone was the same as the other and having them all happy and forced to know true peace." (Have Crusher say 'that's Communism and that's a bad thing'. It makes me laugh whenever I think of Starlight just preaching about Communism...I know she doesn't do that but it's still hilarious.)
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Post by sotn on Apr 21, 2015 13:33:30 GMT -6
(He can still know what 'Special Talent' means.) "Ponies have what's known as a 'Cutie Mark' which means that your very good at doing a specific thing, like building, snowboarding, all that stuff. What I wanted to do was make sure no one was special at anything and show them true friendship." She states. "Isn't that an amazing idea? Making sure everyone was the same as the other and having them all happy and forced to know true peace." (Have Crusher say 'that's Communism and that's a bad thing'. It makes me laugh whenever I think of Starlight just preaching about Communism...I know she doesn't do that but it's still hilarious.) Crusher's facial expression turned into a frown. "That is not a good idea. Doing something like that leads to a society that can hardly fend for itself, let alone feed itself. What you did resulted in equality at the cost of survival and independent thought. In the past, some groups of our species handicapped others to create an 'equal' society; they perished quickly due to the restrictions on talent. In short, if you kept your town that way everyone would have died. "And you call it peace? There is a word for the sort of reign that forces equality and bans unique talent- communism. Your society is lucky to have survived for however long it did. If you do not have specialists in a society, your society is as competent as a five year old. "My society encouraged individuality and training to learn as many things as we could, to become masters of our trades. You cannot stop that sort of thing for equality, for all it truly does is start a doomsday clock."
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Post by xinrick on Apr 21, 2015 13:44:59 GMT -6
"H-huh?" She stares at the Rhino is disbelief. "I...could have killed everyone? Because..."
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Post by sotn on Apr 21, 2015 13:46:42 GMT -6
"H-huh?" She stares at the Rhino is disbelief. "I...could have killed everyone? Because..." "Because none of them would have a special talent related to growing or making food." Crusher finished. "If they could, then it would have been very poor based on the knowledge on special talents that you gave me."
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