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Post by Paladin on Jan 2, 2015 20:42:11 GMT -6
"Th... Thanks, Spike..." Applejack said, hugging Spike close to her. "Glad I can... count on ya..."
Meanwhile, back at Twilight's, Rarity was reading about Dragons, after Spike had left. "Twilight! Are you sure there aren't any other books about Dragons?" (Um... seriously? Well, two can play at that.) A large, mounted dragon swooped down and blew the Cheta Paws and Runners away, setting them ablaze as it did so.
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Post by sotn on Jan 2, 2015 20:45:29 GMT -6
"Th... Thanks, Spike..." Applejack said, hugging Spike close to her. "Glad I can... count on ya..."
Meanwhile, back at Twilight's, Rarity was reading about Dragons, after Spike had left. "Twilight! Are you sure there aren't any other books about Dragons?" (Um... seriously? Well, two can play at that.) A large, mounted dragon swooped down and blew the Cheta Paws and Runners away, setting them ablaze as it did so. (Hehehe... It's on now! Let's do a Bandit and Dragon skirmish!) The Bandits brought forth more vehicles, shooting the dragon horrifically. Missiles filled the sky in seconds, and more Marauders ran in, filling the sky with lead.
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Post by xinrick on Jan 2, 2015 20:46:22 GMT -6
"There's more than one trust me." Twilight says. "If Elder was here he'd show you all the books on dragons." The wolf headed draconequus says with a shrug. "Why do you want to know about dragons?"
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Post by Paladin on Jan 2, 2015 20:51:11 GMT -6
"Because, I once read, as a child, that," Rarity cleared her throat, "there was something about Dragons that made their culture extremely different from ours, in a way... oh, here it is!" She pointed out a part in the book, labeled 'Mating'. "'In the event a Dragon chooses his mate, in order for him to declare his territory, in other words, concubine or wife, he must... perform a mating ritual... with his chosen mate.'" Rarity read, before getting giddy. "I can't WAIT to make Applejack's wedding dress!" Before long, there came a large blast of emerald flames. "SHELOK MOROV!" screamed an entity.
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Post by sotn on Jan 2, 2015 20:53:11 GMT -6
"Because, I once read, as a child, that," Rarity cleared her throat, "there was something about Dragons that made their culture extremely different from ours, in a way... oh, here it is!" She pointed out a part in the book, labeled 'Mating'. "'In the event a Dragon chooses his mate, in order for him to declare his territory, in other words, concubine or wife, he must... perform a mating ritual... with his chosen mate.'" Rarity read, before getting giddy. "I can't WAIT to make Applejack's wedding dress!" Before long, there came a large blast of emerald flames. "SHELOK MOROV!" screamed an entity. (I SUMMON THE POWER OF WAM BAM IFBIREHSKBFIEHE) (I HAVE TOO MUCH DAMN ENERGY RIGHT NOW) One Bandit simply asked, "WHAT THE HELL IS SHELOK MOROV?!"
Meanwhile, Vis Vires walked into a bar in Ponyville. He sensed the battle occurring in the distance, and his strength increased with every death.
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Post by xinrick on Jan 2, 2015 20:54:47 GMT -6
"Oh...oh...." Egil frowns a little bit. "That's...not exactly how dragon 'mating' works Rarity..." "That's Equestrian rules Rarity...not Dragon rules." Twilight frowns, blushing a little bit at that thought. (Mind explaining to me what it is?)
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Post by Paladin on Jan 2, 2015 21:00:30 GMT -6
"It is a spell." said the entity, which revealed itself. "Now, you're minds are mine. You desires, goals, everything, belongs to me." said the entity, a robed being who's hands were the only visible part of it. "No, no, this is a book about Dragons." Rarity said, showing the cover, Dragon History and Culture, "Besides, it doesn't even say he needs to propose, just perform intercourse with whomever is his first... which, given how he acts, no offense to the poor dear, is Applejack." (Shaping the Dragon laws. Even if their considered beasts, they still have laws.)
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Post by sotn on Jan 2, 2015 21:02:48 GMT -6
"It is a spell." said the entity, which revealed itself. "Now, you're minds are mine. You desires, goals, everything, belongs to me." said the entity, a robed being who's hands were the only visible part of it. "No, no, this is a book about Dragons." Rarity said, showing the cover, Dragon History and Culture, "Besides, it doesn't even say he needs to propose, just perform intercourse with whomever is his first... which, given how he acts, no offense to the poor dear, is Applejack." (Shaping the Dragon laws. Even if their considered beasts, they still have laws.) (I feel crazy right now.) "Nope." One Bandit simply said before shooting at the robed figure.
Vires walked into the bark gathering a lot of stares due to the fact that a fucking Draconequus had just stepped in. (Yeah, I want this arc in as well.)
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Post by xinrick on Jan 2, 2015 21:05:35 GMT -6
(Alright then) "Just be glad that he didn't rut you then Rarity." Twilight glares at Rarity. "He's a dragon yes, but he's better than most stallions out there in ponies actually caring about others. Way to go on sounding mean even if you didn't mean to." (Also yes, Rarity did sound like a bitch with it)
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Post by Paladin on Jan 2, 2015 21:12:30 GMT -6
"Sorry..." Rarity said, putting the book up. She really felt like a bitch, but said, "I'm sorry about that. But, there is an upside to it; Spike and Applejack are finally together! You've seen how Applejack tried flirting with him, before, right? They'd be perfect, together, Twilight." The bullet missed, before the bandit had his face in the being's hands. He was burned to no end, before the robed one let go of him. "You can't hit me, you can not beat me. Your souls will be devoured." The bandit's body fell limp, his soul having been sucked out of his body. The robed being removed his hood, showing off his skull face and rotting head. He sucked out the souls of every bandit's, in the vicinity, soul, consuming them and adding their power to his own.
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Post by sotn on Jan 2, 2015 21:16:07 GMT -6
"Sorry..." Rarity said, putting the book up. She really felt like a bitch, but said, "I'm sorry about that. But, there is an upside to it; Spike and Applejack are finally together! You've seen how Applejack tried flirting with him, before, right? They'd be perfect, together, Twilight." The bullet missed, before the bandit had his face in the being's hands. He was burned to no end, before the robed one let go of him. "You can't hit me, you can not beat me. Your souls will be devoured." The bandit's body fell limp, his soul having been sucked out of his body. The robed being removed his hood, showing off his skull face and rotting head. He sucked out the souls of every bandit's, in the vicinity, soul, consuming them and adding their power to his own. (Who is this guy that has the balls to do this?) Vis ignored the scratching at the back of his mind as he sat at the bar and said to the curvy, attractive purple barmaid, "Give me your finest, please."
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Post by xinrick on Jan 2, 2015 21:16:35 GMT -6
"And watch as he had to give up the whole 'I want to date you' factor." Twilight frowns. "But that will be missed and just be glad that he found someone that actually loves him." Twilight says, still pissed about the whole 'rejection' Spike had to deal with at Rarity and all that stuff. "But at least he'll be happy now...which is as much as I can be glad about."
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Post by Paladin on Jan 2, 2015 21:20:49 GMT -6
"Sure." said the barmaid, a Unicorn who, to many gamers who came to the bar, used a 'Beauty Cheat' on her body, given her wonderful curves. (Meet a nercromancer who controls many, many orcs.) "Twilight, I..." Rarity said, sighing, "You know Spike and I can't be an item, all that well. It's just... while I love Spike, I love him like a brother."
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Post by sotn on Jan 2, 2015 21:24:06 GMT -6
"Sure." said the barmaid, a Unicorn who, to many gamers who came to the bar, used a 'Beauty Cheat' on her body, given her wonderful curves. (Meet a nercromancer who controls many, many orcs.) "Twilight, I..." Rarity said, sighing, "You know Spike and I can't be an item, all that well. It's just... while I love Spike, I love him like a brother." (Not the Warhammer ones. I'm just getting this out of the way to stop an argument. Based on how the Orcs you used behaved, they aren't Warhammer ones, or else they'd have a fuck-ton of Dakka with them.) (Also, I intended for the barmaid to be Berry Punch, but hey, I'm okay if it's not her.) "Thank you, ma'am." The Draconequus said formally before he looked around the bar, noting some glares coming from some stallions. Apparently, some ponies didn't like him. Oh well, he could twitch his thumb and send them to the depths of Tartarus for eternity if he wanted, but he wasn't like that anymore.
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Post by xinrick on Jan 2, 2015 21:24:28 GMT -6
"Why do people think it's supposed to be an 'item'? That just sounds stupid and horrible." Egil frowns a little. "Yeah that's also a thing...why do people think it's an 'item'? It sounds like both people are just 'things' instead of actual people." Twilight wonders as well. "But I'm just going to drop this because your going to cry again...because we remember the last time you heard Spikes break down."
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Post by Paladin on Jan 2, 2015 21:27:37 GMT -6
(Berry is played by Artic, and, no. He has no control over Warhammer Orcs.) "hey, those glares aren't from actual anger." said the barmaid, "Those guys are just drunk, don't know what they're really thinking. Trust me, no one here judges." "Yes, yes, spent a lot of time in Las Pegasus visiting my aunt and uncle..." Rarity said, trying to get it out of the way. "But, does Spike even know about this Dragon law of culture?"
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Post by sotn on Jan 2, 2015 21:29:17 GMT -6
(Berry is played by Artic, and, no. He has no control over Warhammer Orcs.) "hey, those glares aren't from actual anger." said the barmaid, "Those guys are just drunk, don't know what they're really thinking. Trust me, no one here judges." "Yes, yes, spent a lot of time in Las Pegasus visiting my aunt and uncle..." Rarity said, trying to get it out of the way. "But, does Spike even know about this Dragon law of culture?" (I see, and thanks.) The Draconequus chuckled softly before saying, "Thank you for specifying that. I'm not exactly from this generation... Or the previous tens of thousands."
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Post by xinrick on Jan 2, 2015 21:32:39 GMT -6
"He's been reading about it for a while, and some of the other stuff just came naturally for some reason." Twilight says with a shrug. "So probably, but he's probably not going to do that instantly. He's probably going to wait for a bit and then propose because he's a nice guy. And want's the best for Applejack now...and then figure out how to stall it for a while and all that stuff." Twilight explains, thinking about it more now.
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Post by Paladin on Jan 2, 2015 21:35:07 GMT -6
"Yeah. What's your poison?" asked the barmaid, leaning forward and showing off her breasts, which the tops of were visible thanks to her sleazy work outfit, her choice. "Well... hopefully he doesn't tell Applejack too soon." Rarity said, smiling a little sheepishly, "Like, in a few days..."
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Post by xinrick on Jan 2, 2015 21:36:25 GMT -6
"He's gonna tell her soon because frankly Applejack can tell if he's lying. Plenty well at that."
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Post by sotn on Jan 2, 2015 21:38:31 GMT -6
"Yeah. What's your poison?" asked the barmaid, leaning forward and showing off her breasts, which the tops of were visible thanks to her sleazy work outfit, her choice. "Well... hopefully he doesn't tell Applejack too soon." Rarity said, smiling a little sheepishly, "Like, in a few days..." The old Draconequus chuckled before asking, "What is available? I would prefer the oldest you have."
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Post by Paladin on Jan 2, 2015 21:38:57 GMT -6
"True..." Rarity said, thinking a bit more. "Well... best he could do is wait for a while, right? I'm pretty sure Applejack doesn't need to be bothered with that detail, especially during her... *ahem*, Heat Week."
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Post by sotn on Jan 2, 2015 21:46:27 GMT -6
"True..." Rarity said, thinking a bit more. "Well... best he could do is wait for a while, right? I'm pretty sure Applejack doesn't need to be bothered with that detail, especially during her... *ahem*, Heat Week." Vis kept on smiling, just enjoying himself right now.
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Post by xinrick on Jan 3, 2015 7:35:04 GMT -6
"Yep." Twilight shrugs a little.
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Post by Paladin on Jan 3, 2015 7:37:11 GMT -6
"So..." Rarity said, thinking for a few minutes. "How's Flash?"
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Post by sotn on Jan 3, 2015 7:50:31 GMT -6
"So..." Rarity said, thinking for a few minutes. "How's Flash?" (Good morning! How are you feeling? As for me... Eh, I'm not feeling too good. I think I ate too much. Also, waiting on you.)
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Post by Paladin on Jan 3, 2015 12:41:34 GMT -6
The barmaid handed Vis a large bottle of wine, pouring him a glass.
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Post by sotn on Jan 3, 2015 12:52:51 GMT -6
The barmaid handed Vis a large bottle of wine, pouring him a glass. "Thank you, ma'am. May I ask what your name is?" Via asked as he picked up the glass.
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Post by Paladin on Jan 3, 2015 12:55:16 GMT -6
"Grape Vine." said the mare, winking to Vis.
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Post by xinrick on Jan 3, 2015 13:41:44 GMT -6
"Nope." Twilight says. "He's nice, but...after a bit it just didn't feel right." She shrugs. (He's been around many more times than just the two movies and Twilight didn't even bother with him...also I do not except that ship)
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